King Lear: Act 1

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GONERIL
This man hath had good counsel:--a hundred knights!
'Tis politic and safe to let him keep
At point a hundred knights: yes, that, on every dream,
Each buzz, each fancy, each complaint, dislike,
He may enguard his dotage with their powers,
And hold our lives in mercy. Oswald, I say!

ALBANY
Well, you may fear too far.

GONERIL
Safer than trust too far:
Let me still take away the harms I fear,
Not fear still to be taken: I know his heart.
What he hath utter'd I have writ my sister
If she sustain him and his hundred knights
When I have show'd the unfitness,--

Re-enter OSWALD

How now, Oswald!
What, have you writ that letter to my sister?

OSWALD
Yes, madam.

GONERIL
Take you some company, and away to horse:
Inform her full of my particular fear;
And thereto add such reasons of your own
As may compact it more. Get you gone;
And hasten your return.

Exit OSWALD

No, no, my lord,
This milky gentleness and course of yours
Though I condemn not, yet, under pardon,
You are much more attask'd for want of wisdom
Than praised for harmful mildness.

ALBANY
How far your eyes may pierce I can not tell:
Striving to better, oft we mar what's well.

GONERIL
Nay, then--

ALBANY
Well, well; the event.

Exeunt

SCENE V. Court before the same

Enter KING LEAR, KENT, and Fool

KING LEAR
Go you before to Gloucester with these letters. Acquaint my daughter no further with any thing you know than comes from her demand out of the letter. If your diligence be not speedy, I shall be there afore you.

KENT
I will not sleep, my lord, till I have delivered your letter.

Exit

Fool
If a man's brains were in's heels, were't not in danger of kibes?

KING LEAR
Ay, boy.

Fool
Then, I prithee, be merry; thy wit shall ne'er go slip-shod.

KING LEAR
Ha, ha, ha!

Fool
Shalt see thy other daughter will use thee kindly; for though she's as like this as a crab's like an apple, yet I can tell what I can tell.

KING LEAR
Why, what canst thou tell, my boy?

Fool
She will taste as like this as a crab does to a crab. Thou canst tell why one's nose stands i' the middle on's face?

KING LEAR
No.

Fool
Why, to keep one's eyes of either side's nose; that what a man cannot smell out, he may spy into.

KING LEAR
I did her wrong--

Fool
Canst tell how an oyster makes his shell?

KING LEAR
No.

Fool
Nor I neither; but I can tell why a snail has a house.

KING LEAR
Why?

Fool
Why, to put his head in; not to give it away to his daughters, and leave his horns without a case.

KING LEAR
I will forget my nature. So kind a father! Be my horses ready?

Fool
Thy asses are gone about 'em. The reason why the seven stars are no more than seven is a pretty reason.

KING LEAR
Because they are not eight?

Fool
Yes, indeed: thou wouldst make a good fool.

KING LEAR
To take 't again perforce! Monster ingratitude!

Fool
If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I'ld have thee beaten for being old before thy time.

KING LEAR
How's that?

Fool
Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.

KING LEAR
O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven
Keep me in temper: I would not be mad!

Enter Gentleman

How now! are the horses ready?

Gentleman
Ready, my lord.

KING LEAR
Come, boy.

Fool
She that's a maid now, and laughs at my departure,
Shall not be a maid long, unless things be cut shorter.

Exeunt

 

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